Mascara Fails As Demonstrated by GIFS

As Jeannine's new intern I have a confession to make: I absolutely despise the process of applying mascara in the morning.  Who has the time to actually slow down (and what does that even mean when you woke up late and had to be at work ten minutes ago?) and carefully wiggle a tiny brush dangerously close to your eye.  I certainly don't.  Yet, every morning I give it my best shot and somehow the process always looks something like this.

1. You start off all, "I totally got this"